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You'd have to be British to properly appreciate green-bottle-Jorg, though. Now you have to make an American version with 99 bottles of beer on the wall!ps. Will never look at a bottle of wine the same way again!
oh - hadn't thought it wasn't known in the US.Ten green bottles sitting on a wall,Ten green bottles sitting on a wall,And if one green bottle should accidentally fall,There'll be nine green bottles sitting on the wall.
That made ma laugh so much!