Friday, 7 February 2025

How much engagement do I get on my various social media?

Here's the same post on 4 different social media platforms. First after an hour on each.


Those are follower/like ratios of:

Twitter --- 5,300

Bluesky --- 550

Threads --- 400 

Facebook --- 3,400


And after 4 hours this had become:


Twitter --- 3,700

Bluesky --- 366 + 2 reposts!

Threads --- 327 

Facebook --- 785


So Twitter is by far the worst for engagement. And even with 37,000 followers it was the worst in absolute terms too.

Bluesky was the best, but surprisingly Threads was also very good.

Facebook is largely garbage these days.

This was this morning's feed and it's typical for what I see:

1. Adverts for groups I might like
2. random account it wants me to follow
3. random account it wants me to follow
4. advert
5. random account it wants me to follow
6. Friend post
7. reels from random accounts
8. random account it wants me to follow
9. advert
10. random account it wants me to follow
11. random account it wants me to follow
12. Friend post
13. random account it wants me to follow
14. advert

With over 10,000 friends and followers I get very little engagement, and it's clearly being deluged in this never ending stream of "follow this" rubbish that's pushing people away. It's not rocket science, but apparently it's too complicated for Mark Zuckerberg. If it was just the adverts ... well ... ok. But why shove all these random people/pages down my throat when what I want to see is the people I have chosen to friend?





Saturday, 1 February 2025

Three Million!

Damn, January slipped by without a post!

In order to stop the rot, let me blog about having passed another milestone (likely on the road to obscurity, but you can't have it all).

Back in 2014 I posted about selling my first half million books

And at the start of 2016 I blogged to remark that I'd sold my first million.

It's been a while and that same heady sales rate has not been sustained in the nearly 9 years since then. Plus, I don't actually look at sales figures - it's not good for anyone's mental health to watch the needle on what is effectively your popularity and livelihood flicker back and forth. However, I can say with confidence that I have passed the three million mark in global sales.

The bulk of those sales are in English, roughly evenly divided between the UK (plus Australia and New Zealand) and the US (plus Canada). Why that split isn't more in line with the population numbers, I don't know!

I'm published in 28 languages, but for some of them it's just a single book that sold poorly. Most recently I've had my first contracts for books in Bengali (A publisher in Bangladesh), Ukrainian, and Arabic (A published in Egypt). It was nice to get the Ukrainian deal after pulling out of my Russian ones to show solidarity.

You might think that this has made me rich. I'm certainly not poor, but fact is that 14 years of whatever flavour of "best selling" I've been means that at approaching 60 years old I could just about buy an average priced detacted house in London (in the suburbs). It's not exactly "rock star", though I am better off than most of the populace and have a job I enjoy doing. So, in short, it's been a blessing and one for which I'm very grateful.

I've alway strived to plan/live/save as if this writing business is something that could vanish in an instant. The trajectory of most author careers is a modest boom followed by a rapid return to the day job as sales trail back down to insignificant. I'm very aware that my next book might not sell and that opportunities can vanish swiftly.

The fact that at least three million copies of my books have found their way onto people's shelves and kindles and phones is ... well, it's at once both mind blowing and also largely academic. If there were instead thirty million, or three hundred thousand, or thirty thousand, it would feel much the same emotionally. Though obviously each of those figures leads to very different financial outcomes.


Anyway - thanks for sticking with me. And if I ever make it to 5 million, I'll let you know.








Tuesday, 31 December 2024

T-shirt design contest!

The idea here is generate some merch for readers to buy.

The rules are simple - just send me (empire_of_thorns@yahoo.co.uk) a T-shirt design that includes the first line of any of my books. Let's avoid AI.

Remember that these custom T-shirt places put the design in a box on the front (sometimes back too), so whilst coiling stuff all around etc look great, they're not things I can implement.

Any design must be sent in with the understanding that I can use it on T-shirts, hoodies and similar. I don't expect to sell a significant number of these, so the prize is the sole reward.

The winner/s will get a free copy of their design on a garment, plus a signed book, chosen from my stock pile. And of course the endless honour of victory, the tears of the vanquished, and the knowledge that a handful of dedicated readers will sport your creativity on special occasions!

I will post the entries here.

#15-16 Rachel



#7-13 Jade







#6 Tammy G

#5 Tammy G

#4 Tammy G







#3 Regina



#2 Saeed



#1 Rae





Here are some examples from over the years:





First lines you might consider using:


Prince of Thorns
- Ravens! Always the ravens. They settled on the gables of the church even before the injured became the dead.
King of Thorns
- Open the box, Jorg. I watched it. A copper box, thorn patterned, no lock or latch.
Emperor of Thorns
- I failed my brother. I hung in the thorns and let him die and the world has been wrong since that night.
Prince of Fools
- I’m a liar and a cheat and a coward, but I will never, ever, let a friend down. Unless of course not letting them down requires honesty, fair play, or bravery.
The Liar’s Key
- Petals rained down amid cheers of adoration.
The Wheel of Osheim
- All I had to do was walk the length of the temple and not be seduced from the path.
Red Sister (prologue & chapter 1)
- It is important, when killing a nun, to ensure that you bring an army of sufficient size.
- No child truly believes they will be hanged.
Grey Sister
- There are many poisons that will induce madness but none perhaps quite so effective as love.
Holy Sister
- Markus had grown beyond Nona’s expectations.
One Word Kill
- When Dr Parsons finally ran out of alternatives and reached the word ‘cancer’ he moved past it so quickly I almost thought I’d imagined it.
Limited Wish
- I never expected to die in a punt chase.
Dispel Illusion
- The two saving graces of explosions are that from the outside they’re pretty and from the inside they’re quick.
The Girl And The Stars
- In the ice, east of Black Rock, there is a hole into which broken children are thrown.
The Girl And The Mountain
- There had been a great fire and there had been a great flood.
The Girl And The Moon
- Yaz had walked on water her entire life, and now in this place where it fell molten from the skies they planned to drown her in the stuff.
The Book That Wouldn’t Burn (prologue & chapter 1)
- The first arrow hit a child.
- They named Livira after a weed.
The Book That Broke The World
- Being able to see the walls of your prison is a luxury that few are afforded. Make no mistake though: every one of us is trapped.




Wednesday, 18 December 2024

My reading in 2024

I do this every year, so you can step back for more than a decade should you so choose. Here's the link to 2023.

Hooray! I have beaten my yearly record (since records began around 2011) with 17 books read!


Record breaking book 17, finished between Christmas & New Year!


I've linked my Goodreads review for each book from its mention below.

The standout read, among many 5* books, was The Daughters' War, by Christopher Buehlman.

I read the following books from SPFBO contestants (former and present):

In The Shadow Of Their Dying, by Michael R Fletcher & Anna Smith-Spark (Anna not in SPFBO).
Murder at Spindle Manor (SPFBO champion book), by Morgan Stang.
The Will of the Many, by James Islington.
The Bitter Crown, by Justin Lee Anderson (SPFBO champion author).
Blood Over Brighthaven, by M.L Wang (SPFBO champion author).
Sealed Empire, by Norbert Zsivicz.

My three literary reads were:

Little, Big, by John Crowley.
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, by Haruki Murakami.
The Great When, by Alan Moore.

My non-fantasy reads were:

The Last House on Needless Streetby Catriona Ward  -- Horror
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, by Haruki Murakami. -- Literary Fiction.

My Self-published fantasy reads were:
Murder at Spindle Manor (SPFBO champion book), by Morgan Stang.
Sealed Empire, by Norbert Zsivicz.
Return to Edan, by Philip Chase.

Other fantasy reads:

Jade City, by Fonda Lee.
The Red Knight, by Miles Cameron.
Lord of a Shattered Land, by Howard Andrew Jones.
Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman.
The Daughters' War, by Christopher Buehlman.



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Monday, 16 December 2024

A Year In Numbers ... 14

At 14, this blog is now as old as Prince Jorg Ancrath when we met him in the opening pages of my debut novel!

Although I spent 23 years as a research scientist I never spent longer than 10 years at any one job, so I guess that makes "authoring" my longest employment.

Anyway, onto the traditional accounting:


It has been a very good 2024 all told!

I hope it's not tempting fate, but Celyn only went into hospital 4 times this year and I only spent one night sat up in a regular chair til breakfast of the next day. She did, sadly, start having seizures this year though, after a 12 year break where they were controlled. So, swings and roundabouts.

This post follows up from similar posts at the same time in 202320222021202020192018201720162015201420132012 and 2011 I record a year of ups and less ups. I take a minute to do the sums and raid the scrapbook.

I've now had my Patreon for more than 3 years and it has been great fun so far. The Discord is very active, and I've done a ton of critiques for the highest tier patrons.

Also - for tier 3+ people there are 7 of my unpublished books to download along with short stories and novellas!


The Book That Broke The World came out in 2024, and The Library Trilogy will conclude in April of 2025.    


In addition, I've published short stories associated with the trilogy. Three of them (Overdue & Returns (2 stories: Returns & About Pain) in ebook. And then a collection of those stories and one other (Tabula Rasa) that are available in Missing Pages as an ebook, paperback, or hardcover!

  
(cover art by Tom Brown (Trilogy art by Tom Roberts))


I also put out a collection of short stories for The Book of the Ancestor (ebook, paperback, and hardcover) and have put Road Brothers out in the US for the first time in paper form.

 
Tales of Abeth cover art by Francesca Resta who has done the art for the imminent Grim Oak Press Book of the Ancestor special edition omnibus! Road Brothers cover art by Pen Astridge.)

April 2025 sees the release of book 3, 


And if you were to pre-order it (US, UK), I would stand in your debt!


Lies, damn lies, and statistics to follow:

Goodreads continues to bug out in major ways every week but soldiers on. This year I reached the 5,000 limit on friends and have 200 requests pending - so if you try to friend me and nothing happens ... you're in a queue.


The blog is bumping along around 1,000 hits a day, but I think social media has reduced blogs to a shadow of what they were - we did reach 5 million visits in total (across the blog's history) in 2024, which is quite a milestones.


I'm still on Instagram. And have added Threads and Bluesky (which has really taken off) to the failing Pintrest and Tumblr (I'm easy enough to find on them and too lazy to put links). 

And finally, as ever, our favourite cesspit of witch hunts and fake news: Twitter, where I continue my crawl forward with an extra 2,500 followers this year, despite Mr Musk's continuing attempts to incinerate his 44 billion dollars. Should be noted that I lost about 900 followers in the post election exodus to Bluesky, where I gained about 3,200 followers in the same period.


Many thanks to all my readers for keeping me going! I hope you all have happy holidays and that 2025 is good to us all!




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7 unpublished books for $15!

 


On my Patreon, for those of tier 3 and higher there's a selection of my unpublished work along with free access to some that is otherwise for sale or only available in less readable formats.
This includes seven complete books:
The Bookshop Book
The Chinese Room
I, Hubert
Gunlaw
Blood of the Red
Darker Tide
Memory
You can sign up at tier 3 ($15) for a month and grab all 7 books along with short stories, novellas, and partially complete projects. And then bail. No problem.
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Sunday, 15 December 2024

Missing Pages

I've published a collection of short stories associated with The Library Trilogy!


It contains the stories previously published in ebook only (Overdue, Returns, & About Pain) plus a new story: Tabula Rasa.

The main selling points apart from the new story & Tom Brown's fabulous cover art, is that you can get the collection in paper - both in paperback and in hardcover.

You can get the cover art as prints from Tom:

A3: https://thomas-brown-1.sumupstore.com/product/overdue-a3-signed-print

A4: https://thomas-brown-1.sumupstore.com/product/overdue-a4-signed-print


Anyway - get Missing Pages from Amazon, I'm self-publishing it so it won't make it to bookstores.

Self-published books do cost a little more, but loads more of the money goes to the author ... so there's that! And you deserve it too 😃


US: https://www.amazon.com/Missing-Pages-collection-stories-associated/dp/B0DNZVSXG6

UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Missing-Pages-collection-stories-associated/dp/B0DNZVSXG6


Have a great Christmas, all!