#Jorgisms

Even though I'm not writing Jorg any more I still get, bubbling into my head, lines that he might say. I call these 'Jorg-isms' and I've started to collect them. Maybe they'd look good on a T-shirt :) Maybe those T-shirts will be bonus prizes in The-Stupidly-Huge-Giveaway-that-you-need-to-enter...

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I find that if you don't let go of the stone you can kill as many birds as you like with it. #Jorgism

All of it is never enough. #Jorgism


If the meek get to inherit the whole fecking earth then we may as well kick them about a bit while we have the chance. #Jorgism


You're either part of the solution or small bloody chunks of the problem. #Jorgism


There's my way or the h... wait, no... there's just my way. #Jorgism



Two head-carts are better than one. #Jorgism 



A friend in need is a friend that bleeds. #Jorgism


Sticks and stones can break bones, but words can cut. Suitably pointed, even a lowly adjective can push someone over the edge. #Jorgism


Some see the glass half-full, some half-empty, I see a weapon - half-formed, cutting edges waiting to be freed. #Jorgism